Sunday, June 1, 2008

Another Riddle

Does anyone know what will remove permanent marker from the paint of a car?

ANSWER: Aerosol hairspray

Now the question I'm sure that you're asking...

Last night, someone used permanent marker to write all over the car my parents let us use. (Nope, it's not even our car!!!)

We're fairly certian of who it was..but no one saw it happen, so there is nothing that we can do about it.

Luckily we were able to get most of it out! (have I mentioned in this post that I hate people?)

Anyways, We had a conflict with our neighbors a few days ago.
My neighbor Dave walked past my house and said using some choice language "My wife is a lunatic. She just slashed her wrists."
Then he proceeds to say that he's not going to call the cops because she's not worth the hassle.

Um, ok.

Having dealt with a suicide in my own family, it's not something I take lightly. I called the police.

Then I packed the kids up and got out of the house.

Whenever the police come there, and it's fairly often...there is lots of screaming and f bombs are dropped left and right. As I was leaving the police arrived. My neighbor kept saying "I didn't mean for her to call the police."

The police told him "Well then don't tell people things like that!"

His wife still gave me the look of death as the loaded her into the police car

From the information I recieved, our car was vandalized within 5 hours of her bailing out of jail. The thing that is so crazy is...These people are in their 50s. It's not like they're teenagers, or anywhere close to teenagers. Good grief, It's time to grow up and handle things like an adult!

So I guess there is a lunatic after me....anyone know what will remove a lousy neighbor from a cute little neighborhood?


Mimi said...

Oh my gosh! That is so sad! I am glad that you got most of it off though! Why do people have to do things like that? I wish I knew the answer for you of how to remove a lousy neighbor but alas I do not.
Hopefully it will work itself out and you will be back to a nice cute little neighborhood. :)

M. Dunham said...

Make sure you still report it, because if the cops come over there that often, then you can tell them you know it was 5 hours after she got out of jail and she was shooting you death looks. If the incident is on file, then when/if something else happens, you have a record.